There are actually more to me than this write up but these were the ones I could pick, ENJOY;
1. I love Football.
From watching to playing, I’m game on this one. If you meet me around the a set of football fanatics, you would be surprised I talk like that.
2. I’m Sapiosexual.
I’m easily attached to any form of information or person that I find interesting. At times, I feel like I’m one detective in New york because I having a way of putting random information together to deduce what you wouldn’t think of normally, especially with pop culture.
3. I drink Garri a lot.
Yes, I’m the best & most frequent garri drinker in my house *if there’s a word like that. I legit can wake up by 2am & drink garri out of the blue. There are even days I drink garri like 4 times. It’s that bad.
4. I observe the weirdest of things.
I actually feel like I’m one crazy guy, I swear. Like I’ve noticed that the padlock leading to our backyard can be opened some kind of way with the padlock itself intact.
5. I’m selectively responsive.
I don’t like calling it lazy, rather selective responsive. I do it when I feel ready. There’s a cup I used to drink water a few days ago, it’s still on the floor close to the chair I sat and nobody in my house will help out. They know me already.
6. I’m an alleged glutton.
I’s surprising sha because if you juxtapose my eating rate & quantity, I’m not supposed to be this slim. At least logically.
7. My hair is fvcked.
I’ve a lot of hair creams to no avail, seems the people in my village have a really strong firewall. *looks away.
8. I love shorts.
If you see me 3 times in a week, I will be wearing a short one of those three times.
9. I can Sew.
I started learning back in secondary school say 5 years ago but during holidays tho.
10. I dress according to my mood.
I’m very picky when it comes to things I wear. There’s no magic about it, I can’t like what I hate. Even my brother knows that there’s a particular shirt collar I wear, any other thing is a no brainer.
11. Goofy AF.
To some set of people, I’m quite & laid back.
To another set, I’m an hilarious guy.
To my real OG’s, I’m
stupid too playful.
To Family, Martin does not have sense.
12. I have a nickname.
This name is only exclusive to my real people. It’s Meme pronounced M-air M-air.
13. I don’t play with my Sundays.
This is my best day of the week, you can’t even take it away from me except you have a better offer. It’s my time to chill and reset for the following week.
14. I don’t know how to drive.
Kudos to my mum for depriving me this privilege. Lemi not just rant sha.
15. I’m an Esan Boy.
Full blooded. My Dad & Mum are Esan people. Mind you the cutest of guys are from there. *tongues owt.
16. I have two Brothers.
Amazing guys, different vibes but I love em both.
17.I’m a physics Student.
I sincerely do not know what has been happening in my department since 100lvl but I’n sha in 300level. I basically attend classes, do assignments, take tests & write exams that’s all.
18. I hate Butter.
There’s no juju that would make me change my mind on butter. Even if it means me starving, I don’t mind.
19. I love Groundnut.
I have actually finished one bottle the size of a red wine bottle in one day all by myself.
20. I’m an Auto Writer.
You already know this sha. I write about cars to the best of my abilities just the bridge the glitch between Nigerians & Proper Car information.